This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
me: ok i have two essays three quizzes a test fifteen problems left on the math homework a makeup lesson fourteen paragraphs due tomorrow eighty pages to read and i gotta finish that book too plus that research paper has to be ten pages and it's due next week i haven't started that oh and those work cited pages plus the lecture notes i need to copy them again
me: reblogs picture of flowers
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
tomdefabulous: scott-gaynor: oh yeah i mean i totally get why people don’t believe tomark exists bless this so much
In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
Blink-182 on fame
Tom Delonge: It's just weird getting noticed. It's weird going to the grocery store to buy milk and everyone there knows you, you know? And like, they either hate you, or love you, or have some pre conceived notion of you and you've never met them before. I think that's weird. I'll never get used to that.
Mark Hoppus: So stop drinking milk.
nightl0cked: i got 99 problems and they’re all the fictional men i’m in love with but can never have this is true…
inlifeshands7: hitomredcoat: o,mfg baby